Talking to a friend that doesn't have a Tumblr.
Me: Oh my God, those shoes! I can't. I just can't.
Friend: You can't...what?
Me: I. JUST. CAN'T.
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...– President Barack Obama (via bronx-beat)
Reasons I Hate Skyrim →
the-elder-scrolls: seretuscumbia: the-pockster: theminttu: stormcloaks: the-elder-scrolls: You should check out this blog. The title is a bit misleading. It’s more of a blog about the misogyny and objectification of women within Skyrim’s modding community, which is something I love to bitch about. Enjoy. Yes. This is good. This is very good. I love most of the TES fans, but this...
Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live on the other side of the world.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.
holy fucking shit truer words have never been spoken
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
When someone checks you out
Normal people: My reaction: Or I just stare at the kid thinking “Do I know you?” Then I realize “OMG he’s checking em out and smiling and shit” Then I just AVOID AVOID AVOID
rivingtonreject: Why do some guys think it’s ok to spit in public? That’s nasty as fuck. Not attractive at all. Especially where people actually WALK
When someone talks back to the teacher.